She was a big boned girl..
She said " You are a fatist"..
" No" he said " I think you are the fatist"..
What does it take to stop shoving food in your mouth and get off their ever spreading arse so you do not end up looking like this..
A bit of self control, maybe ?
The "new" version of the new woman ?
I thing I will weight this out..
Another hamburger with fries, anyone ?
Celebrity fat club: The pictures the skinniest celebrities never want you to see
By Daily Mail Reporter
31st July 2009
Even celebrities have fat days - but they will be hoping they never have them this bad.
A series of photos have emerged of some of the skinniest and most desirable celebrities looking as if they have been let loose at a hamburger stand.
There is Jordan, looking as if she has been on the alcopops and late-night kebabs, and the normally mini Keira Knightley looking like she has been gorging on cheesey chips.
Roll up, Roll up: How Katie Price (left) and Keira Knightley might look if they piled on the pounds
Even the ever-skinny Victoria Beckham has a double chin and an enormous pair of breasts.
But for all those rubbing their hands in glee, the pictures are merely the work of a group of Photoshop whizzkids.
The pictures are part of a selection of celebrity portraits composed by readers of website Worth1000 in an online art contest.
Striking a pose: They are famous for their slim figures, but Victoria Beckham and Paris Hilton might not be top of the A-list if they had these waistlines
Those entering particularly picked on those famous for their miniscule waistlines, long legs and enviably flat stomachs.
Hotel heriess Paris Hitlon is pictured with a huge belly, chubby calves, a double chin and bingo wings.
Madonna is virtually unrecognisable, looking more like a beachball, and less like the sinewy figure fans are used to seeing.
But while some of the pictures take the stars from underweight to positively obese, some of the doctored pictures actually make the celebrities look healthy.
Amy Winehouse, who has had periods being painfully thin, has a double chin in her portrait, and rather a curvaceous waistline.
Little to large: Amy Winehouse (left) and Madonna look as if they've bulked up, but it's all Photoshop wizardry
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1203305/Celebrity-fat-club-The-pictures-skinniest-celebrities-want-see.html#ixzz0Mq9SEbNX
Gotta love the effect...
What's next ? Miss Fat World ?
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