Just to add to the informational value of this post, we have the following variations on current words bought to you by some "Niceguys"..
MAN: Synonom for "Automated Banking Machine". "Cannon Fodder" and "Bodyguard"
MANBOY: A man who has other goals besides growing old with some broad and/or raising someone elses' kids
PEDOPHILE: 1. Any adult male who is attracted to women who are feminine, youthful and virginal as opposed to used up old sluts 2. A man who is attracted to anyone younger than himself, including other adults (ie: a 30 year old man going for a 20 year old woman) 3. Any male over the age of 40 who has any kind of a sexuality.
NICE GUY: 1. Someone who is to be avoided because he lives a stable, healthy lifestyle, doesn't mistreat people, and isn't a reckless criminal. 2. Someone to run to after after you've been chewed up and spit out and no one else gives a shit about you.
FEMINISM: An idealogy stating that people born with a vagina are entitled to special rights simply because they were born with a vagina.
SEXISM: Gender discrimination when it happens to women
AFFIRMITIVE ACTION: Gender discrimination when it happens to men
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: The act of physically assaulting your spouse. Only a crime when it happens to women.
WIMP: Member of the male gender who refuses to lay down his life, well being or piece of mind, especially for womankind.
LOSER: 1. A man who doesn't make a million dollars a month, exercises his right to not have a girlfirend, is living at home with his parents beyond the age of 12, has ever played a videogame for more than five minutes, and who has other interests besides "hitting the clubs" 2. A man who has a receeding hairline, is short or has any other so-called "flaws" that they have no control over.
ASSHOLE: A man who points out to a woman, whether in words or in deeds, that not everything in this world revolves around her and that she should not, in fact, expect others to bend over backwards to cater to her whims.
GAY: any man who rejects a physically attractive woman because of her abhorrent personality.
DANGEROUS: Any man who says a lot of the blame in society originated from the idea that women are never wanting in character, and the government measures that saved women from having to be responsible for their actions.
CRUEL: Any man who says women can be alone without him as life is too short to explain to your kids that they have a condition because of what mommy did before meeting daddy.
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Amfortas says:
The Man.
He Builds.
His Complexity.
His Balanced World.
His Gift for others to enjoy.
With one touch he can bring it crashing down.
Don't shit on The Man.
Every word of this is the damn truth.
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